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Aug 28

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

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Aug 26
seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

(via guy)


sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

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Anonymous said: My mom is named shannon

fartgallery:

thats not a coincidence. im your mom


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A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

pettyofficerdongers:

captainkristine:

this-is-my-life-lacy:

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lololololol

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

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eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

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assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

(via silohouettes)


Aug 25
backspatter:

The autopsy report of Michael Brown - Michael was shot at least six times. The fact that three of those gunshot wounds are on the inside of the arm indicate that he was shot when he had his arms up, surrendering. As for the wound at the top of his head that has a downward trajectory - he was 6’4. A wound like that could only occur when he was on his knees, again surrendering, or the officer was 8’4. This wasn’t self-defence. This wasn’t an accident. This was an execution.

backspatter:

The autopsy report of Michael Brown - Michael was shot at least six times. The fact that three of those gunshot wounds are on the inside of the arm indicate that he was shot when he had his arms up, surrendering. As for the wound at the top of his head that has a downward trajectory - he was 6’4. A wound like that could only occur when he was on his knees, again surrendering, or the officer was 8’4. This wasn’t self-defence. This wasn’t an accident. This was an execution.

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scribbles-of-blue:

Shit my cockatiel does.

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